Dear Mik and Mike: My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement and I hope you can settle it. I say that when we visit friends and stay over for the weekend, in a guest bedroom, it’s ok to have sex. She says it’s impolite because we’ll mess up the sheets and we should wait until we get home. I then say that the sheets will get washed, so who cares? Who’s right?
I have the perfect answer for you. Have sex in the bathroom or in the shower, and then you can wash the nasty, dirty mess down the drain with the rest of the filth and dirt from your bodies!
I think it’s all good as long as neither of you are screamers and the headboard doesn’t bang against the wall. Sounds like your girl is looking for excuses to avoid sex. Is your delivery up to par? Does she act like this at home?
