Dear Mik and Mike: Men are always getting trouble for looking at a woman’s breasts, but I have noticed that a lot of women stare at men’s crotches and no one says anything. Why is that?
It’s a pretty great double standard is what it is! It’s the rare woman who will get told off for crotch-staring. There’s the day-dreaming gaze where her eyes rest on the bulge, and then there’s the intent stare where she’s giving the x-ray. Do that to a woman and you’ll be excoriated.
Dear Boob Gazer: If you can get me some phone numbers of the women who are purportedly staring at men’s crotches (they’re probably giggling about the little pee spot the dribbled out post zip due to an enlarged prostate), I will call them, set up some personal interviews, and find out precisely what they find so fascinating. Then I will give them all the trouble they can handle, just to even the score. If I see any bodacious ta tas during my research I’ll let you know.
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