Dear Mik and Mike: Recently I was shopping in my local food store. There was a dwarf working there. When I put my goods up on the table she said, “Can you push them to me, I can’t reach them”. I felt like an idiot! Was I politically incorrect? Or what kind of incorrect was [...] I May Have Disrespected a Dwarf
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Dear Mik and Mike: Recently I was shopping in my local food store. There was a dwarf working there. When I put my goods up on the table she said, “Can you push them to me, I can’t reach them”. I felt like an idiot! Was I politically incorrect? Or what kind of incorrect was [...] My Father Thinks I’m a Lesbian
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Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a 25 five year old woman who has lived with my mother all my life. My father left when I was a baby and although I see him on occasion I can’t say that we’re close. He’s also kind of an idiot. I just had lunch with him and found [...] I Hate the Plumber!
January 23, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I have terrible karma or luck or whatever you want to call it with helpers and workers at my house. Last week our contractor of many years sent over a plumber who not only didn’t finish the work we requested, but left a mess, pipes and parts everywhere. I tripped on [...] My Boyfriend is Hidden Sexually
January 16, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend is very hidden sexually. I know he is thinking about something else or not all the way there when we are having sex. He is not the excitable type to begin with, except for when he watches sports on TV. I decided to take things into my own hands. [...] Drugging Shoppers at the Mall
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Dear Mik and Mike: Yesterday I was at the mall with my very good male friend. Although this was supposed to be a very quick trip to find him sandals for a trip, we ended up being tricked into going inside a new tea shop. They had a woman out front offering samples of tea [...] Am I a Racist?
January 1, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: Am I a racist? Let me tell you what just happened to me. Today I am flying first class on Cathay Pacific Airlines. I saved and saved and waited to get this flight. I was told it was the best airline. First thing that happened is they tried to get [...] Dog Gets Food Using Jedi Mind Control
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Dear Mik and Mike: My dog is obsessed with food. I don’t mean he is hungry all the time, I mean it’s all he thinks about! When any of my roommates head into the kitchen he runs full speed into them. Recently he’s been throwing hockey style body blocks at people when they do not [...] Cocoa Crispies Start a Beef
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Dear Mik and Mike: What is it with men and their personal space? When two men walk by each other from different directions, why does one man move and the other does not? People should yield to each other and be aware there are other people around them and respect each other’s spaces. Why are [...] Does Anal Mean Gay?
June 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I am a confirmed heterosexual. At least until last night I thought I was. My girlfriend who is a bit on the aggressive side sexually said she wanted to try something new. I am always open minded to her ideas although I sometimes have to set some boundaries, like the time [...] Worried About Friend’s Disastrous Business Venture
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Dear Mik and Mike: I am writing to you about a younger friend we have. I really want to support him in his journey in life, but he always messes up. Now he wants to get involved in the pot growing business. I am sure he could grow the plants, but he has no business savvy [...] 
