Who cares about Barry Bonds? Why is he being prosecuted for steroid use or lying about it or anything? I don’t know, or I do not care? Who pays for all of this? Do the taxpayers pay? Then I care! They treat this guy like he is OJ Simpson or something. He didn’t or even [...] Who Cares About Barry Bonds?
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Who cares about Barry Bonds? Why is he being prosecuted for steroid use or lying about it or anything? I don’t know, or I do not care? Who pays for all of this? Do the taxpayers pay? Then I care! They treat this guy like he is OJ Simpson or something. He didn’t or even [...] Hair Club For Wanna-Be Men
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Dear Mik and Mike: I just watched a Hair Club for men commercial. They said 80% of feeling good is looking good. They said in four weeks I can be “fixed” of my baldness. A friend I have who is a yoga teacher got an actual hair transplant operation. I used to think it was [...] Breaking Up With the Therapist
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Dear Mik and Mike: I have been seeing the same psychotherapist for many years, more then I want to admit. She says we have made tremendous progress but I still feel shitty all the time. Actually, I’m not really sure she’s a psychotherapist because now she does strange things during our sessions. She wants to [...] Is It Normal to Stare at Men’s Crotches?
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Dear Mik and Mike: Men are always getting trouble for looking at a woman’s breasts, but I have noticed that a lot of women stare at men’s crotches and no one says anything. Why is that? It’s a pretty great double standard is what it is! It’s the rare woman who will get told [...] Less Endowed Man Holds Out on Sex
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Dear Mik and Mike: I am a gay man who is in a new relationship. The first time my boyfriend and I slept together, I of course noticed he was much more endowed than I am. Ever since our first encounter, I have had feelings of inadequacy in the bedroom and feel like a lesser [...] Annoyed Low-Brow Reader Defends Vampire Fiction
April 5, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I work very long and hard days solving complex problems. By the end of the day I look forward to reading some mindless crap that helps me relax so I can go to sleep. I have a thing about vampire stories. For some reason, many people feel as though they need [...] Crazy Woman With Barfing Dog Monopolizes the Bench
March 30, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I just got back from a quick lunch break, where I rode my bike to the local hippie store to get a burrito. They have a great bench in the front and I like to sit in the sun, eat my lunch, and watch the people. Today, the very long bench [...] It’s a Cryin’ Shame, That’s What It Is
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Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a thirty-four year old woman and I have what I’m starting to think is a little bit of a strange problem. If I go to a movie that has sad parts and everyone else is crying, I try really hard not to cry. I start thinking of funny things, or [...] Mik and Mike’s Advice Backfires
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Dear Mik and Mike: I read your advice all the time and for the most part I think it’s excellent. But yesterday I followed what you said about saying hello to new people and it didn’t work out so well. I was at the grocery store and I was putting lettuce into a plastic bag. [...] Jeep Cherokee Needs Work… Or Maybe Girlfriend Does
March 1, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: So my boyfriend bought a ’96 Cherokee SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he [...] 
