Dear Mik and Mike: I have a very good friend who can’t ever seem to get a girl. But there’s something he does that I think could be preventing this from happening. He’s a big nose-picker. I don’t even thin he knows he’s doing it. He’ll be in a conversation with me, and all of [...] I Was Scratching, Not Picking!
May 13, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I have a very good friend who can’t ever seem to get a girl. But there’s something he does that I think could be preventing this from happening. He’s a big nose-picker. I don’t even thin he knows he’s doing it. He’ll be in a conversation with me, and all of [...] Porn Stars Up the Ante
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Dear Mik and Mike: What’s the male obsession with the Brazilian wax job about? I feel like porn stars have taken over the sensibilities of men and now they all think that if you don’t have a cootchie like a 12 year-old girl, you’re somehow not groomed or less desirable, or even dirty. What’s wrong [...] Co-Worker is Spreading More than Cold and Flu Germs
April 28, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: A woman in our office has had an infection recently come up in her “woman” parts. I know this because she discussed it with me confidentially. Since I found out about her issue, I have noticed her in her cubicle in the office taking out her medication, putting some on the [...] Colon Cleansing at Work
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Dear Mik and Mike: I was at a work meeting today where people discussed their colon cleansing. Apparently they’re all on some two-week program and they’re pretty pleased with the “outcome”. I couldn’t leave because I was the low man on the totem pole, but I was grossed out enough that I couldn’t eat my [...]
Stray and Unsavory Undies Left at the Gym
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Dear Mik and Mike: Yesterday I was at the gym and was just about to get onto the elliptical machine I use all the time. I go at around 6:00 every day, which is a busy time, so when I saw that the woman who had been using it was leaving I moved close so [...] Hopeful Poo Donor
March 23, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I just read an article online that in some cases, eating poo could be good for you. It’s an experimental treatment for something called C. Diff and it sounds like people get sick enough with this that they will do anything, including eating poo, to get healed. The doctors work with [...] Men and Peeing: Sitting or Standing?
March 17, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I would like your opinion on something. I would like my boyfriend to sit when he pees at my house. I don’t know if his aim is bad or if he is a sprayer, but I have to clean up every time he’s here. I’m tired of my bathroom smelling like [...] Stilt-Building Class Turns Stinky
March 9, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My friend and I signed up for a stilt-building class just to do something different. We’re really excited about learning how to walk on them and make costumes. The class is for the whole weekend, all day Saturday and Sunday. It’s Saturday night and we’re not sure we can go back [...] Long Fingernail Competition Creates Dissent
March 6, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My wife has very long fingernails and is really proud of them. She spends a lot of money at the Korean nail place and is always saying she can’t do things if she thinks it will ruin her nails. So far I’ve gone along with this to keep the peace. But [...] A Disgusting Case of Over Sharing
February 15, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m so disgusted. I just found out that my boyfriend, who comes from a very rural area in a developing country, has been using my toothbrush when he stays over. He says it’s normal, that everyone in his family in his village shares a toothbrush, when they have one. A lot [...] 
