Dear Mik and Mike: I’m so disgusted. I just found out that my boyfriend, who comes from a very rural area in a developing country, has been using my toothbrush when he stays over. He says it’s normal, that everyone in his family in his village shares a toothbrush, when they have one. A lot [...] A Disgusting Case of Over Sharing
February 15, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m so disgusted. I just found out that my boyfriend, who comes from a very rural area in a developing country, has been using my toothbrush when he stays over. He says it’s normal, that everyone in his family in his village shares a toothbrush, when they have one. A lot [...] Entitled Public Peer
January 27, 2011 By 2 Comments
Dear Mik and Mike: Yesterday afternoon I was out for a walk with a female acquaintance. I am also a woman. We were walking from the store to her house, which is in a small town, in a suburban, but country-like area. To my great surprise, she went behind a bush on someone’s lawn, pulled [...] Woman Caught With a Bunny Tail
January 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m having a disagreement with a couple of my friends. We were at the gym last week just finishing up a class, and as we entered the main room we noticed a woman on the stairmaster who had a long tail of toilet paper coming out of the back of her [...] Boyfriend Has a Health Regimen That Disgusts
January 17, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I met a great guy online and we have been dating for three weeks. I just found out that every morning he drinks his own urine! He says it helps his immune system and that doing this can keep the body healthy for decades. In his defense, he seems pretty healthy, [...] Bad Gas At the Gym
January 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I hope you can help me with something. I really want to know what the etiquette about farting is. There is a guy at my gym who stinks up a whole area and no one dares to use that section while he’s there. He’s noisy and stinky, and uses the excuse [...] Wrestling Move Gone Bad: The Butt Drag
January 5, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I am an MMA wrestling fan and a Jiu Jitsu wrestler as well. I got into it for fitness and I like to compete with other men a little. I am not sure how to tell you this, but when I was wrestling the other day my opponent’s finger seems to [...] Carrots for Dinner… Again?
December 28, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a divorced woman who is raising two young boys on my own. I’m not dating right now since I’m not really sure how the boys would handle it. But I really, really miss sex. I’m afraid to buy any toys because I know for sure my nosy boys would find [...] Why Are Pot Smokers So Hypocritical?
December 19, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I’m so fed up with my earth-friendly sanctimonious hippie friends who talk about their carbon footprint, drive Priuses, use African baskets for their shopping, but are all over smoking indoor-grown weed. Their grows are not even solar-powered! When I bring up how hypocritical this is, they just get angry and quote Bob Marley to me. [...] A Case of Pantiless-osis
December 16, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I have a friend, well I will loosely call her a friend, who never wears underwear. She is not a girl, but well into her thirties, and a married woman too. She wears very short dresses, keeps her legs open and never trims either! I can’t imagine what her husband is thinking, but he seems [...] He Did What? With His Cat??
December 12, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I need some advice about a really nasty situation. I had a few dates with a guy I met at my yoga class. He’s attractive, sensitive, and seems to like me too. He’s very attached to his cat, and confessed to me last night that when his cat is in heat, he takes a q-tip [...] 
