My Father Thinks I’m a Lesbian

Rainbow flagDear Mik and Mike: I’m a 25 five year old woman who has lived with my mother all my life. My father left when I was a baby and although I see him on occasion I can’t say that we’re close. He’s also kind of an idiot. I just had lunch with him and found [...]

Straight Man Targets Sister of Perpetual Indulgence for a Date

Sisters of Perpetual IndulgenceDear Mik and Mike: My brother and I went to a bingo party that was hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. He tends to like a few beers, and I think he had a few more than a few that night. You may not know this, but the Sisters are a group of gay [...]

End of the World Conflicts With Bar Mitzvah

BlastDear Mik and Mike: I just read a very convincing piece by Family Radio that says the end of the world is on May 21, 2011. I have two problems: my cousin’s bar mitvah is scheduled for May 22, and also I was kind of preparing for a world end date in 2012. Do you [...]

Premature Funeral Plans

GraveyardDear Mik and Mike: I have a very good friend who is in her early 40s. Last week she told me she’s been working with a lawyer to put together a trust for when she dies. She owns three houses and has a good amount of cash she got when her parents died last year, [...]

Please Turn Down That Baby

Crying BabyDear Mik and Mike: Why do people bring small babies on vacations? They yell and scream in the waiting lounge, on the bus, in the movie theatre, on the plane. Shouldn’t people wait until the baby is older before traveling? What is the point of bringing a small yelling baby to a movie? They cannot [...]

Do You Take Klonopin With Your Coffee?

Family DinnerDear Mik and Mike: My father invited me to dinner at his house. It was a family dinner with my father’s first and third wives, my half brother with his wife and their son. My half brother is all about Jesus and I think he is on the God drug. Or everything is coated with [...]

Too Many People Angry Over a Car

For Sale signMy father helped pay for half of my car, and my mom paid for the other half. I’m still in school so our deal was that when I graduate in a year, I’ll start making payments to him. I just moved to be closer to my school and I don’t need the car in the [...]

Family Heirlooms: Art or Source of Ready Cash?

Gold NuggetDear Mik and Mike: I have a huge family problem and I need help. I just found out my sister has taken my dead mother’s gold jewelry and sold it at one of the places that advertises they will buy all your gold. Some of these pieces have been in our family for three generations [...]

Teenage Girl Breaks Mom’s Toy

Happy Bee CartoonDear Mik and Mike: I need help with a huge problem. I’m a 14 year-old girl who lives with my mother. For the past two years she’s been leaving me home alone when she goes out. I really like to go through her things when she’s out – it’s really exciting. Last month I found [...]

Dissatisfied Baby Sitter Wants Out

DolphinsDear Mik and Mike: I am a grown man, but my major job is caring for a dolphin swim yoga guru’s three out of control children who make me very upset at times and I often lose my temper. It pays the bills and I get to live in a great place, eat good food [...]

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