Dear Mik and Mike: I am writing to you about a younger friend we have. I really want to support him in his journey in life, but he always messes up. Now he wants to get involved in the pot growing business. I am sure he could grow the plants, but he has no business savvy [...] Worried About Friend’s Disastrous Business Venture
June 7, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I am writing to you about a younger friend we have. I really want to support him in his journey in life, but he always messes up. Now he wants to get involved in the pot growing business. I am sure he could grow the plants, but he has no business savvy [...] His Friends are Hustlers
May 30, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I have two friends who both want to rent me places to stay where I will be traveling to soon. It feels a little strange to me because both guys want to make money off of me. The first guy, Steve, told me his wife wants to rent me a place. [...] Chatty, But Rude, Toxic, Dysfunctional Neighbor
May 23, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: The other day I went out to do yoga on my front porch when my friendly but over-talkative neighbor walked by. He engaged me in a conversation where he started venting loudly about everyone in the neighborhood (who could probably hear him) and even my close friend’s girlfriend. I couldn’t get [...] Militant Organican vs. Angry Salami Eater
April 27, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend and I went to dinner at the house of one of my old friends from before I met my guy. My friend is a little on the hippy side and is all organic, shoes off in the house, you get the picture. My boyfriend is a real meat-eater. I [...] Friend Has Fish Lips
March 25, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: One of my friends is getting overly obsessed with getting “work” done on her face and body. So far, she has had her boobs done twice, lipo on her stomach and knees, a bootie implant, her eyes fixed, in addition to a ton of Botox and fillers. She looks ok I [...] Charlie Manson Look-Alikes on Dating Site
March 22, 2011 by Leave a Comment
I wrote to you once a while back with a new and unique strategy for using dating sites. I wanted to check in let you know that for some reason the only men that have shown me any interest are dead ringers for Charlie Manson. It’s really odd because I don’t think I look at [...] Vegans and Other Food Nazis
February 9, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I love to have dinner parties, and I’m considered to be a very good cook, who cooks everything from scratch with good ingredients. My friends have turned into a bunch of high-maintenance jerks. Two are vegetarians, and never said anything until I served the meal, which was roast chicken. I had [...] Entitled Public Peer
January 27, 2011 by 2 Comments
Dear Mik and Mike: Yesterday afternoon I was out for a walk with a female acquaintance. I am also a woman. We were walking from the store to her house, which is in a small town, in a suburban, but country-like area. To my great surprise, she went behind a bush on someone’s lawn, pulled [...] Woman Caught With a Bunny Tail
January 20, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m having a disagreement with a couple of my friends. We were at the gym last week just finishing up a class, and as we entered the main room we noticed a woman on the stairmaster who had a long tail of toilet paper coming out of the back of her [...] Trolling For Dates Behind Friend’s Back: Tell Or Don’t Tell?
January 19, 2011 by 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: Recently I was online looking for a date at the dating service and low and behold, who pops up, but my good friend’s girlfriend. And she was looking for a new boyfriend! I was really surprised. My friend has a history of women being unloyal to him. I told him, then [...] 
