Dear Mik and Mike: I was just invited to a wedding and asked to bring food. Neither the man nor the woman is someone I would consider a very close friend, so I was a little taken aback. This couple recently bought a new SUV and they always seem to have money for vacations. My [...] The New Fundraiser: A Wedding
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Dear Mik and Mike: I was just invited to a wedding and asked to bring food. Neither the man nor the woman is someone I would consider a very close friend, so I was a little taken aback. This couple recently bought a new SUV and they always seem to have money for vacations. My [...] Disgruntled YouTuber
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Dear Mik and Mike: I have a friend, or shall I say associate, who has a very inflated ego and image of himself. Although he is brilliant in some regards, has a lot of “information”, probably has a very high IQ and is a hippie lawyer, his social skills are lacking to say the least. [...] Who Needs Cheap Friends?
December 27, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I have a problem – it’s a friend who is so damn cheap. I have really distanced myself from him in a lot of ways because of this. If we have any kind of get-together, he’s the only one who shows up empty-handed and hungry. He usually takes other people’s food [...] Transforming Sexual Energy In the Shower
December 23, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I live in a house with three other people and we share one bathroom. It’s three women and one man, so as you might imagine, all the women buy nice soap and bathroom products and the man uses whatever is there, and never contributes. My problem, and the problem of the [...] Siding With the Enemy Syndrome
December 21, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I am man who made friends with my close and platonic friend Sally’s boyfriend while they were together for several years. Often he would get mad at me when I sided with her over issues where he was clearly wrong. Sally and I started tiptoeing about certain things, especially joking about sex. [...] A Case of Pantiless-osis
December 16, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I have a friend, well I will loosely call her a friend, who never wears underwear. She is not a girl, but well into her thirties, and a married woman too. She wears very short dresses, keeps her legs open and never trims either! I can’t imagine what her husband is thinking, but he seems [...] The Moon Is Up Uranus
December 13, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My friend’s car got broken into probably because I dropped my wallet in her car. My wallet is now gone and she lost her stereo and other stuff. We’re filling out the police report in an hour. It’s a mess. What makes it even worse is that I’m missing a job [...] Spider Hater
December 5, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m very allergic to spider bites so I don’t tolerate having them in my house. I always kill them. I have a friend staying with me occasionally who will knock me over in his haste to rescue the “poor little spider” and bring it outside, using the glass and paper method. [...] He Hates His Gay Neighbor, But Not For Being Gay
November 29, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I got my car stuck in the garage door and had to be nice to my gay neighbor for an hour before I could get it out with a shovel wrapped in a towel. I almost got stuck in the small space I had to partially climb through, all the while [...] Mirror, Mirror, On the… um.. Behind the Toilet
November 14, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I was recently at a good friend’s house who is a woman (I am a man). If I were to categorize her I would call her conservative and classy. Her main bathroom was in use so I used her guest bathroom down the hall. While I was taking a pee I [...] 
