Healing Overachieving

YogaDear Mik and Mike: I am a yoga teacher and natural foods person with a skin condition. I was putting on some medicine on my skin tonight and reflecting on my natural friends who do not use western medicine and I felt guilty, like I was doing something wrong. Then I thought about one of [...]

Hot Yoga is the Devil

BikramDear Mik and Mike: Recently I started a hot yoga class because it was right by my house. I like the exercises but was wondering is there any real benefit to the room being so hot? I thought I would pass out. At the beginning of the class and after the class, one of the [...]

Hopeful Poo Donor

Mr. HankeyDear Mik and Mike: I just read an article online that in some cases, eating poo could be good for you. It’s an experimental treatment for something called C. Diff and it sounds like people get sick enough with this that they will do anything, including eating poo, to get healed. The doctors work with [...]

Unbalanced Assets

CupcakesDear Mik and Mike: My wife just got her wish of a fake set of boobs. She wore me down, and I paid for them. She’s really happy with them, but I notice that while the right one looks fine, the left one points really left and a little down. Do I tell her and [...]

Man Looking for Major Overhaul

TeethDear Mik and Mike: I’m a man in my early forties and I’ve been considering getting a facelift or having my teeth bleached. I’m also a little bald. What’s your opinion of these procedures for men? Should I do all of them or just one? Money is not an issue. I’ve been single for a [...]

A Disgusting Case of Over Sharing

ToothbrushDear Mik and Mike: I’m so disgusted. I just found out that my boyfriend, who comes from a very rural area in a developing country, has been using my toothbrush when he stays over. He says it’s normal, that everyone in his family in his village shares a toothbrush, when they have one. A lot [...]

Saving the Seed Blows Out Boyfriend’s Butt

ShivaDear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend has been practicing “reserving his seed” for a couple of years, even before we were together. At first I thought it was kind of odd and I missed that big splash at the end, but after a while I got used to it and separated the orgasm from the [...]

Spider Hater

Spider CartoonDear Mik and Mike: I’m very allergic to spider bites so I don’t tolerate having them in my house. I always kill them. I have a friend staying with me occasionally who will knock me over in his haste to rescue the “poor little spider” and bring it outside, using the glass and paper method. [...]

Weeping in the Aisles

Grocery Store AisleDear Mik and Mike: I have a problem that doesn’t seem to ever get resolved. When I go into large grocery stores by myself, and shop for many items, I begin to weep. I can’t help it! I feel it coming on and try to muscle through it, but by the time my cart is [...]

She Has Large Female Flowery Parts

Red RoseDear Mik and Mike: I am a 22 year-old woman and I’m concerned because I have very large “female flowery parts”. I have always felt a little worried about this, so I looked online and saw photos of women who didn’t look at all like me. But I did notice none of the women had [...]

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