Worried About Friend’s Disastrous Business Venture

Pot plantsDear Mik and Mike: I am writing to you about a younger friend we have. I really want to support him in his journey in life, but he always messes up. Now he wants to get involved in the pot growing business. I am sure he could grow the plants, but he has no business savvy [...]

As*-Fitter Hates Job

JeansDear Mik and Mike: After looking for a job forever I just got hired at Levi’s. I’m an as*-fitter. My title is Levi’s Fit Rep, but it seems that it’s all about the as*. I really need this job, but I’m can’t possibly spend my whole shift with my face and/or hands on people’s butts. [...]

Why Do Asian People Cut in Line?

Crowd of peopleDear Mik and Mike: Why do Asian people cut in line? I wonder if this is a documented fact or just my imagination? Is it something genetic? Is it because the people who were not born in this country grew up in such crowded and or harsh conditions that they never learned any manners? Excuse [...]

The Men’s Room is For Men

Angry WomanDear Mik and Mike: I just a really disturbing thing happen to me. I went to an acupuncture appointment this afternoon. They usually last two hours and by the time I get out of there, I really have to pee. As I was leaving, I saw a woman at the front desk talking to the [...]

Sexually Inspired by the Kentucky Derby

Kentucky DerbyDear Mik and Mike: I am a woman in my mid forties. I work out and think I have a pretty good body. Young men are always checking me out and flirting with me so I know I am at least, “O.K.” I have an older man for a mate. We have a great all [...]

How Does Karma Work?

KarmaDear Mik and Mike: How does karma work? I hear everyone talk about karma these days, from sports talk show hosts, to spiritualists, to common people. I was riding my bike today and someone went through a yellow light and almost hit me. Is that my karma? Is this because I have gone through many yellow [...]

His Friends are Hustlers

For RentDear Mik and Mike: I have two friends who both want to rent me places to stay where I will be traveling to soon. It feels a little strange to me because both guys want to make money off of me. The first guy, Steve, told me his wife wants to rent me a place. [...]

Healing Overachieving

YogaDear Mik and Mike: I am a yoga teacher and natural foods person with a skin condition. I was putting on some medicine on my skin tonight and reflecting on my natural friends who do not use western medicine and I felt guilty, like I was doing something wrong. Then I thought about one of [...]

Do Banks Need Walmart-Style Greeters?

Credit CardDear Mik and Mike: The banks are trying so hard to be “nice”. Now mine has two greeters, one when you walk in the door and another as you approach the line. Do they have that much money to spend that they can afford it? And what’s the point? I like it in terms of [...]

The Correct Way to Measure the Johnson

RulerDoes every man know exactly how long his pen*s is? I’m a waitress, and after work last night all the guys were gathered around the bar talking about how long their d*cks were. They all seemed to have measured them and they were arguing about the correct way to do this. It seems so stupid. [...]

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