Dog Gets Food Using Jedi Mind Control

Jake staringDear Mik and Mike: My dog is obsessed with food. I don’t mean he is hungry all the time, I mean it’s all he thinks about! When any of my roommates head into the kitchen he runs full speed into them. Recently he’s been throwing hockey style body blocks at people when they do not [...]

Boyfriend with Monkey Obsession

MonkeyDear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend is 42 and he loves monkeys. When I say he loves monkeys, he really loves monkeys. Anytime he sees a picture of a monkey he stops to take a photo with his phone – this could be in the grocery store, on the street, anywhere. He knows every monkey [...]

He Did What? With His Cat??

CatI need some advice about a really nasty situation. I had a few dates with a guy I met at my yoga class. He’s attractive, sensitive, and seems to like me too. He’s very attached to his cat, and confessed to me last night that when his cat is in heat, he takes a q-tip [...]

My Dog Bites Feet

Doggie NoseDear Mik and Mike: My dog goes after people’s feet. Every time someone either comes in or goes out he tries to nibble their shoes. He catches the leg down around the ankle with his paw and holds it so he can nibble better. This can scare people who don’t know him. The first time [...]

No Scooping, Just Pooping

Dog PoopingDear Mik & Mike: I like to walk my dog at night before bed. I live in an affluent neighborhood where people keep their lawns and gardens well maintained and there are no fences. There is man who walks his wolf/shepherd mix around the same time I do every evening. When his dog poops, he [...]

O Sole Mio! Her Dog Licks My Heinie

O Sole Mio Sheet MusicDear Mik and Mike: My girlfriend is an opera singer and she likes to sing when we are having sex, which I think is kind of cool – she won me over by singing on our first date. But she also lets her dog in the room when we are doing it. I was OK with [...]

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