My Gasbag of a Girlfriend

Asian Girl SunglassesDear Mik and Mike: I am not sure if this is politically correct or not to talk about, but I have an Asian girlfriend who farts a lot. I thought they were usually demure and shy, but she is actually proud and tells me whenever she farts, and it is a lot! I thought she was [...]

It’s All About Interest Level

TextingDear Mik and Mike: I hope you can settle an argument I’m having with my buddy. There’s a girl I’ve been kind of seeing, nothing serious yet, meaning I haven’t really touched her. A couple of days ago I sent her a text to see if she wanted to hang out this weekend. I didn’t [...]

Boyfriend Gets a Job, Girlfriend Still Complaining

Man on SofaDear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend who used to be a couch potato finally got a job! I was so relieved and thrilled as I had been paying all the bills and quite frankly tired of seeing him on the couch or computer all day. The problem is, now I hardly see him and when [...]

Trash-Talking Boyfriend

Red FlagDear Mik and Mike: I recently started dating a very attractive and very hot guy. Things are going pretty well, but one thing kind of bothers me and I’m wondering if this is a red flag. He talks about his exes and the stories usually end with him calling them sluts or psycho, or crazy. [...]

Um… I Think My Girlfriend is a Stripper

StripperDear Mik and Mike: I have a younger girlfriend who I really love. I try to give her plenty of space and generally trust her in most matters. The trouble is, I think she may be working at a strip club to make ends meet. I suggested she get an office job but the money [...]

Why Do Female Drivers Tailgate?

Female driverDear Mik and Mike: Is it my imagination or do all female drivers tailgate? Every female driver I know does this. When someone is tailgating me, I look in my rear view mirror and inevitably every time it is a woman! I know this is politically incorrect to say this and maybe it sounds like [...]

Mystery Mole

MoleDear Mik and Mike: I have a mole that has recently grown under my eye that is dark in color (think Cindy Crawford). Although it does stand out, I find it to be an interesting addition to my features. My husband, however, thinks it is distracting and I should have it removed. He sees it [...]

Why Do Straight Men Seem Gay?

Metro guyDear Mik and Mike: Why is it that so many straight men seem gay these days? Because of the nature of my work I have to talk to a lot of people on the phone. I’m always surprised when men I think are gay tell me about their wives and kids. They’re all thirty-something. Did [...]

Triggered by Boyfriend’s Female Friend

Angry womanDear Mik and Mike: Back in my twenties, when I was with my now ex-husband, we were invited to the home of a Filipina woman, the high-end kind who has the maid who sleeps on the floor. She lived in our condo complex, but on a different floor. She was having a dinner party and [...]

Reality Show Addiction Leads to Friction

MouthDear Mik and Mike: My partner is fixated on reality shows and watches them consistently.  I always say there are better things to watch on TV other than housewives being whiny. Or to pick up a book and turn off the boob tube altogether.  I tell him that sharing his reality TV watching in public [...]

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