Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a musician and I play a lot of local gigs. Three days ago I sat in with some friends at a restaurant/bar in the town where I live. When we took a break, I stepped off the stage and a woman who had been staring at me the whole time [...] Skanky Woman Stalks Performer
April 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a musician and I play a lot of local gigs. Three days ago I sat in with some friends at a restaurant/bar in the town where I live. When we took a break, I stepped off the stage and a woman who had been staring at me the whole time [...] Relationship With Asian Girl Doesn’t Sparkle on Skype
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Dear Mik and Mike: I read the letter about the white woman and African guy who got her pregnant. I have the opposite problem. I went to Asia and now have a much younger Asian girlfriend. She loves me dearly and I do not have to send her money like so many other men seem [...] Bad Driving Boyfriend Rams Bus of Chinese Tourists
April 1, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend, who drives like a maniac, was recently in accident that was completely his fault, although he says it wasn’t. He was driving a borrowed truck that doesn’t accelerate as fast as his does and he pulled one of his hairball moves while exiting the freeway. Somehow he hit a [...] Sex in Other People’s Beds
March 29, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement and I hope you can settle it. I say that when we visit friends and stay over for the weekend, in a guest bedroom, it’s ok to have sex. She says it’s impolite because we’ll mess up the sheets and we should wait [...] Sensitive Nose Incompatible With New Girlfriend
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Dear Mik and Mike: I just started dating a girl and things seem to be going reasonably well except for one thing: she wears a lot of perfume and it’s killing me. I’ve never been sensitive to perfume before, but this is a really sweet smell that gives me a horrible headache. I think it [...] Burning Passion Torches House
March 21, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My ex-wife and I have been divorced for two years. We’ve both moved on and have been involved with other people, but since we have two daughters, we still own a house together where she and the kids live. My ex called me last Saturday to tell me that there was [...] Men and Peeing: Sitting or Standing?
March 17, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I would like your opinion on something. I would like my boyfriend to sit when he pees at my house. I don’t know if his aim is bad or if he is a sprayer, but I have to clean up every time he’s here. I’m tired of my bathroom smelling like [...] Boyfriend with Monkey Obsession
March 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend is 42 and he loves monkeys. When I say he loves monkeys, he really loves monkeys. Anytime he sees a picture of a monkey he stops to take a photo with his phone – this could be in the grocery store, on the street, anywhere. He knows every monkey [...] Shallow Man Balks at Fake Arm
March 15, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I met a woman the other day who seems really interesting. She’s attractive and funny and really sexy. I’d like to get to know her better, and I think she is thinking along the same lines about me. But here’s the problem. She has a fake arm with a fake hand. [...] Older Woman Steamed Over Age Discrimination in Dating
March 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I’m new to the online dating thing and I’ve observed something that really has me steamed. I’m a woman who is no longer “young” but I’m in great shape and I still turn heads when I cross the street. Why is it that men, regardless of how they look – and [...] 
