Dear Mik and Mike: I am a male straight professional artist. I have a very strange situation that I need help with. On a trip to Istanbul I met a fan who was familiar with my work. He met me at an art opening. We became friends and he kept paying for my dinners, carrying my [...] Homophobe Travels to Istanbul
February 28, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I am a male straight professional artist. I have a very strange situation that I need help with. On a trip to Istanbul I met a fan who was familiar with my work. He met me at an art opening. We became friends and he kept paying for my dinners, carrying my [...] Hell in High Heels Meets Shoe Fetishist
February 14, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I am woman who likes to dress nicely, even though most of my friends are pretty casual. I’m known for my shoe collection, and I will admit, I love me some shoes. Here’s my problem: there’s a local guitar player that I’ve known for years. We don’t know each other well, [...] Sexting is the New Hallmark Card
February 10, 2011 By 1 Comment
This guy I know just sent me a text of his di*k. I’ve never given him any play at all so I don’t know why he’s doing this. He’s a friend of a friend and I know I’ll see him soon enough. What should I do? Send him a picture of a toothpick. Then block [...] How Much For That Sex Injury?
February 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: Last weekend my girlfriend and I were having sex and she had a cyst on her ovary burst. She had to go to the hospital and have surgery. Now she wants me to pay for it because she doesn’t have insurance. She says it’s my fault because I have a big [...] 3:00 AM Intercepted Hanky Pank Text
February 4, 2011 By 1 Comment
Last night at 3:00 AM I got a text from a guy I’ve been dating. I was really surprised and thought something was wrong, so I turned the light on and read it. It was to another woman, whose name has the first three letters as mine! And he was letting her know what a [...] Do You Think I’m Shallow?
February 3, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: The woman I have been seeing has fake boobs. I’m not sure how I feel about this, probably uncomfortable, otherwise I wouldn’t be writing to you. They look ok when she has clothes on, but she wears really low-cut things and you can tell they’re fake because they look like tennis [...] Crying and Sex: A Bad Combo
January 28, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mike and Mike: I’m a thirty-two year old guy and I like to think I’m manly, but sensitive when it counts. I’ve been dating a woman for four months and things have been going pretty well except for one thing: she always cries after sex and I can’t handle it. I don’t know if [...] Butt Enthusiasts Need Not Apply
January 24, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: What’s the deal with all the a*al these days? I’m a woman in my forties and when I was younger, the back door was so taboo no one did it – or admitted they did it. Now, every magazine you pick up has some new technique for the rear chute: how [...] Bad Time For Cotton Mouth
January 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I like to have the “safety meeting” before getting with my girl, and she likes it too – it really puts us in the mood. The problem is that it always gives her cotton mouth really badly and when she gives me that special “appreciation” it feels like sandpaper to me. [...] Oh No… Not More Sex Talk!
January 10, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dear Mik and Mike: I thought I was the luckiest guy ever: I’ve been dating a woman who writes a sex column. All my friends were so jealous because not only is she hot, but she talks about sex all the time. That’s the problem. She’s always quoting statistics about sex and the whole thing [...] 
