I Hate the Plumber!

Broken ArmDear Mik and Mike: I have terrible karma or luck or whatever you want to call it with helpers and workers at my house. Last week our contractor of many years sent over a plumber who not only didn’t finish the work we requested, but left a mess, pipes and parts everywhere. I tripped on [...]

As*-Fitter Hates Job

JeansDear Mik and Mike: After looking for a job forever I just got hired at Levi’s. I’m an as*-fitter. My title is Levi’s Fit Rep, but it seems that it’s all about the as*. I really need this job, but I’m can’t possibly spend my whole shift with my face and/or hands on people’s butts. [...]

Russian Filmmakers Piss Off Prickly Goa Musician

Indian MusicianDear Mik and Mike: I am a musician living in the very international community of Arambol Goa India. I read your column regularly. Last night I was playing at a party and there was a Russian couple, (a man and a woman) with professional film gear filming the musicians. I came late to the party [...]

Triangulating Is the New Meet and Greet

Street MusicianDear Mike and Mike: My goal in life has changed from “being the man” on stage to helping other people succeed at fulfilling their creative music vision in the recording studio. I am great at helping others succeed but when it comes to my own stuff, I blank out. My good friend tells me constantly that, [...]

Don’t Sweep Around Him – Sweep Him Out the Door

Man sleepingDear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend won’t get a job. He’s very capable, but I guess also a bit lazy. I didn’t notice at first because he treats me really well and he’s very good at the romantic part. He’s been living with me for a year now and is less motivated than ever. I [...]

The Moon Is Up Uranus

Car windowDear Mik and Mike: My friend’s car got broken into probably because I dropped my wallet in her car. My wallet is now gone and she lost her stereo and other stuff. We’re filling out the police report in an hour. It’s a mess. What makes it even worse is that I’m missing a job [...]

Bad Breath Masseur

GarlicDear Mik and Mike: Yesterday I had a massage from a person I go to regularly. For the first time since I have been going to him, he reeked of garlic. It was so bad it filled up the room with a nauseating smell. It was hard for me to relax or concentrate since I [...]

Dissatisfied Baby Sitter Wants Out

DolphinsDear Mik and Mike: I am a grown man, but my major job is caring for a dolphin swim yoga guru’s three out of control children who make me very upset at times and I often lose my temper. It pays the bills and I get to live in a great place, eat good food [...]

Where’s the Benjamin?

Ben Franklin on $100Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a musician who performs at local shows. Over a month ago I played at a show and still haven’t gotten paid. The friend who asked me to perform promised me $100 for the night. I saw him get paid, so I know he has the cash, and even though I [...]

A Very Cheap Guy – Who Steals Tips

Young CoupleDear Mik and Mike: Last night I was out for dinner with a guy I haven’t known all that long, but I really liked. Until then. He didn’t think I saw, but when I put on my jacket, he picked up the tip and put it back in his pocket! I was too shocked to [...]

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