By guest columnist Benjamin Russack I lean across the sheets, aiming for her soft cheek, careful to avoid going anywhere near her nose; my morning breath still possesses acetone-like levels of bacteria. I find my mark and land a loud popper. She squeezes her eyes, yowls like a cat and pushes me away with both [...] I’ll Shave Mine if You Shave Yours
By guest columnist Benjamin Russack I lean across the sheets, aiming for her soft cheek, careful to avoid going anywhere near her nose; my morning breath still possesses acetone-like levels of bacteria. I find my mark and land a loud popper. She squeezes her eyes, yowls like a cat and pushes me away with both [...] 




