Where’s the Benjamin?

Ben Franklin on $100Dear Mik and Mike: I’m a musician who performs at local shows. Over a month ago I played at a show and still haven’t gotten paid. The friend who asked me to perform promised me $100 for the night. I saw him get paid, so I know he has the cash, and even though I [...]

Now Here’s Some Drama For You!

Many ArrowsDear Mik & Mike: I have what I think is a very strange and unusual situation. I am not sure who to turn to. My friend Johnny Boy was playing volleyball and met a beautiful young woman named Liz. It turned out to be his good friend Tim’s girlfriend. Despite himself, he hooked up with [...]

Partially Enlightened Sports Fan

49ers LogoDear Mik and Mike: My friend is considered to be partially enlightened. He preaches positivity, does yoga daily, meditates, and maintains a rigid vegetarian diet. But he watches sports! He is a fanatic! Even when he travels, he will sleep on the floor of an internet shop so he can get up at 5:00 AM [...]

Annoying Fake Spiritual Names

Two FrogsDear Mik and Mike: I know it’s the custom these days to take on a spiritual name, but I have a friend whose spiritual name means “frog” in my native language. I can’t bring myself to use her new name and she is getting very offended. I can’t say it with the reverence she expects [...]

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