My Father Thinks I’m a Lesbian

Rainbow flagDear Mik and Mike: I’m a 25 five year old woman who has lived with my mother all my life. My father left when I was a baby and although I see him on occasion I can’t say that we’re close. He’s also kind of an idiot. I just had lunch with him and found [...]

Cocoa Crispies Start a Beef

Man PunchedDear Mik and Mike: What is it with men and their personal space? When two men walk by each other from different directions, why does one man move and the other does not? People should yield to each other and be aware there are other people around them and respect each other’s spaces. Why are [...]

The Men’s Room is For Men

Angry WomanDear Mik and Mike: I just a really disturbing thing happen to me. I went to an acupuncture appointment this afternoon. They usually last two hours and by the time I get out of there, I really have to pee. As I was leaving, I saw a woman at the front desk talking to the [...]

His Friends are Hustlers

For RentDear Mik and Mike: I have two friends who both want to rent me places to stay where I will be traveling to soon. It feels a little strange to me because both guys want to make money off of me. The first guy, Steve, told me his wife wants to rent me a place. [...]

Chatty, But Rude, Toxic, Dysfunctional Neighbor

NeighborDear Mik and Mike: The other day I went out to do yoga on my front porch when my friendly but over-talkative neighbor walked by. He engaged me in a conversation where he started venting loudly about everyone in the neighborhood (who could probably hear him) and even my close friend’s girlfriend. I couldn’t get [...]

Health Food Fanatics Dump Enlightenment, Go Aggro

Health FoodDear Mik and Mike: I am scared to go to my local health food market. If I drive there, the people are incredibly aggressive in the parking lot. They actually seem angry to me. Inside, the people constantly cut me off with their shopping carts or block me. Everyone in there seems to have an [...]

The Birth of a Neighborhood Feud

No ParkingDear Mik and Mike: I am new to the neighborhood I am living in here in enchanted Marin County, CA. There is little to no parking. My neighbors all have “No Parking” signs in front of their houses. One neighbor has three spaces with “No Parking” signs. My next-door neighbor told me that the parking [...]

Bad Manners and Rudeness Everywhere

The FingerDear Mik and Mike: Today I rode my back down through the cement jungle through the hordes of unemployed immigrants and to our local Borders to look for a new book. I was surprised to see they were closing. I was even more surprised to see the long lines to pay. Even longer than at [...]

Trash-Talking Boyfriend

Red FlagDear Mik and Mike: I recently started dating a very attractive and very hot guy. Things are going pretty well, but one thing kind of bothers me and I’m wondering if this is a red flag. He talks about his exes and the stories usually end with him calling them sluts or psycho, or crazy. [...]

Bad Driving Boyfriend Rams Bus of Chinese Tourists

BusDear Mik and Mike: My boyfriend, who drives like a maniac, was recently in accident that was completely his fault, although he says it wasn’t. He was driving a borrowed truck that doesn’t accelerate as fast as his does and he pulled one of his hairball moves while exiting the freeway. Somehow he hit a [...]

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