I’ll Shave Mine if You Shave Yours

Benjamin RussackBy guest columnist Benjamin Russack I lean across the sheets, aiming for her soft cheek, careful to avoid going anywhere near her nose; my morning breath still possesses acetone-like levels of bacteria. I find my mark and land a loud popper. She squeezes her eyes, yowls like a cat and pushes me away with both [...]

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